YEAH TOAST!!


Write Bob Dylan A Check

1, 2, a-1 2 3 4
Is it stolen, Bob?

Everybody on the radio that sings like this
Needs to cut Bob Dylan a check
I don't care if it's folk or rock
Or rap or pop or techno

No matter if you're platinum with a bullet
Or just some 3-chord hack
If you're singing like your throat is sore
Time to cut Bob Dylan a check

And it's 30 for a "yiuh"
60 for a "euh"
And a "ehuy" is 73
These prices don't include vocal polyps
Or setup and mechanical fees
Now, if you wanna use the Nashville Skyline "eeah!"
Hey that's quite all right
'Cause no one ever picked up on that
But Pee-Wee Herman and Dudley Do-Right

Mr. Springsteen, Mr. Petty, Mr. Knopfler
Miss Etheridge and Sheryl Crow
How 'bout crackin' that checkbook
And send old Bob some dough?
Now Jakob, he is old Bob's son
So I guess he can pass
But every now and then when he comes home
Would it kill him to cut the grass?

And it's 30 for a "hyiuh"
60 for a "heeuh"
And a "heeuhhh" is 73
These prices don't include vocal polyps
Or setup and mechanical fees
Now, if you wanna use the Nashville Skyline "eeah!"
Hey that's quite all right
'Cause no one ever picked up on that
But Pee-wee Herman and Dudley Do-right

Everybody on the radio that sings like this
Needs to cut Bob Dylan a check
I don't care if it's folk or rock
Or rap or pop or techno

No matter if you're center stage at the arena
Or a park bench beggarman
How 'bout crackin' that checkbook
And pay up to Robert Zimmerman

And it's 30 for a "heiuh"
60 for a "heuh"
And a "Heeeuh" is 73
These prices don't include vocal polyps
Or setup and mechanical fees
Now, if you wanna use the Nashville Skyline "eeah!"
Hey that's quite all right
'Cause no one ever picked up on that
But Pee-wee Herman and Dudley Do-right

No, no one ever picked up on that
But Pee-Wee Herman and Dudley Do-Right

Lay lady lay, now, eh huh!

Album: Pretending I'm Not Home


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