Wiper Blades

Oh winter's here with all the ice and snow
And the surly slush upon the road
The salty spray upon my window
Makes me wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades

Salty spray from semis that do pass
They turn my windshield into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion
That I did not fill up my washer solution

My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades

Down the expressway, 80 m.p.h.
I can make out headlights, daylights, frosted shapes
But down by the dash is a clearing where both blades do scrape
I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades

My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
One time on delay:
My wiper
wiper
wiper blades
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blaaaaaaades

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