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I Went To The Doctor

Well I went to the doctor and he took out my lungs,
And he never saw a man recover like me
Oh I went to the doctor and he took out my stomach,
And he never saw a man recover like me

Well he never saw a man in his whole born days
Could be gutted like a fish and not be fazed
From down in my shorts up through my nose
I ainít nothin but stitches and garden hose

Well I went to the doctor and he took out my liver
And he never saw a man recover like me
Oh I went to the doctor and he took out my bowels
And he never saw a man recover like me

Well he never saw a man in his whole born days
Could be gutted like a fish and not be fazed
From down in my socks up to my toupee
I ainít nothin but squeegees and macrame

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky


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