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The Weasel

Half the effort and twice as quick,
Half the effort and twice as quick

Early in the spring when I want to dig in the garden
and the dirt and the loam and the filth
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)
But itís always one conundrum:
How can one under any circumstances create a fine till?
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)

The weed wacker, tiller, and the garden hoe
Do they do the trick I tell ya no, no, no --
I need the WEASEL
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)
G-G-Garden Weasel
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)

When the sun shines and the songbirds sing
And I want to protect against moss growth
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)
Cover up the seed, drill, scarf out the soil,
maintain the surface and maybe even both
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)

The weedwacker, tiller, and the garden hoe
Do they do the trick I tell ya no, no, no --
I need the WEASEL
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)
G-G-Garden Weasel
(half the effort and twice as quick, half the effort and twice as quick)

You know, the short handleís for rockery!
The blades meet below the ground!
Cleans up with a garden hose!

Album: Treated and Released


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