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A Song For Warren

At the close of the 20th century
When single women stalk the land
Why Warren hasnt got a gal
Ill never understand
His grooming is impeccable
Hes a very pleasant young man
But why hes never married
Ill never understand

Weve tried to fix him up
With some girls before
But it never seemed to work out
Seems like a woman would
Love any man who could
Write a book like Truman Capote

Hes fixing up an old house downtown
With his roommate Jim
He seems to know a lot of guys
Whore in the same kind of jam as him

Weve tried to fix him up
With some girls before
But it never seemed to work out
Seems like a woman would
Love any man who could
Play the piano like Barry Manilow

Oh you widows, divorcees and bachelorettes
Should really be so lucky
To meet a guy whos really close
To his mother

Weve tried to fix him up
With some girls before
But it never seemed to work out
Seems like a woman would
Just love a man who could
Sing and dance like Peter Allen

At the close of the 20th century
When single women stalk the land
Why Warren hasnt got a gal
Ill never understand

Album: If Pigs Had Wings


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