YEAH TOAST!!


Toast

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most
I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast
I always tell 'em: I like toast.
YEAH TOAST! (etc.)

I get up in the morning 'bout six a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get Toast.
YEAH TOAST! (etc.)

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again and make Toast.
YEAH TOAST!

When the first cavemen drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Musta been a genius got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread and make Toast.
YEAH TOAST!



Additional verse from Picky Picky Picky:

Ah oui monsieur bonjour coquette
Ah hah croissant de Chevy Corvette
Maurice chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
FRENCH TOAST!



Additional verse from Pretending I'm Not Home:

Cowboy, Enron, longhorn steer
Barbara, Jenna, and George Dubya
143 executions
TEXAS TOAST!

(Heywood plays a toaster on this song)

Albums: If Pigs Had Wings & Picky, Picky, Picky & Pretending I'm Not Home


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