Thanksgiving

I wish every day could be Thanksgiving
Three hundred and sixty-five point two-five
Days of the year
Thankful for what we've got
Forget about the things we're not
Oh I wish every day could be that day

The banks and the post office, oh they won't be open
So don't you look for that check in the mail
On TV well there would be nothing but football
Unless you like watching Bullwinkle float down Broadway

(Oooh...)

Past the sewage treatment plant and onto the expressway
To Grandmother's condominium we ride in our trusty S.U.V.
We'll all shout Hooray
When she pops a processed turkey in the microwave
Oh I wish every day could be that day

The banks and the post office, oh they won't be open
So don't you look for that check in the mail
On TV well there would be nothing but football
Unless you like watching Bullwinkle float down Broadway

(Oooh...)

I wish every day could be Thanksgiving
Three hundred and sixty-five point two-five
Days of the year
Thankful for what we've got
Forget about the things we're not
Oh I wish every day could be that day
Yes I wish every day could be that day
Yes I wish every day could be that day

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