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Oh, Spaghetti

Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
You’re the pasta I adore
Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
Each day I love you more
Some like linguine, rigatoni or fettuccine…
But spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
The carbohydrate that I do adore

Some say the noodles came all the way from China
Conquistadors brought tomatoes from where they roam
And it was in sunny Italy, the conditions could not be finer
For the parmesan, the garlic and the meatball to find a home

Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
You’re the pasta I adore
Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
Each day I love you more
Fresh or in the can, Chef Boyardee, Franco American…
But spaghetti, Oh spaghetti
The carbohydrate that I do adore

See how the noodles wind on the spoon so prettily
See how the forkful disappears behind my lips
Observe how I suck up the stray strand so swiftly
As the whiplash of spaghetti sauce upon my forehead flips

Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
You’re the pasta I adore
Oh spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
Each day I love you more
Some like linguine, rigatoni or fettuccine…
But spaghetti, Oh spaghetti,
You’re the pasta that I do adore

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky


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