Smoking

I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' up smokin'
Lookin' pretty good to me
All the guys look so hip with a cigarette lip
And the chicks, they all seem to agree
I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' up smokin'
Joinin' that cigarette pack
All the smoke you can blow through your mouth or your nose
Or even out your ears if you're built like that

Hey, who's that guy
The girls giggle and flirt
Who's that guy
With the mellow-yellow teeth and the hole burned in his sweater now
Hey, who's that chick
The groovy dudes, they all wanna see
The electric scooter, scootin' round the grocery
Puffin' on a menthol through a tracheotomy

I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' up smokin'
'Cause I love to accessorize
Got a lighter with my brand written on it
And an oxygen tank that matches my eyes
With a ski mask and a big down jacket
Embroidered with the word "Cigarettes"
The whole office will know, when it's 50 below
I'm a smoker that has no regrets

Hey, who's that guy
The groovy girls, they all want a shot
At that cool cool guy
With a voicebox buzzer dumpin' his ashtray in the parking lot
Hey, who's that chick
The groovy dudes, they all wanna see
That cool cool chick
Hockin' up a brown loogie on her way to chemotherapy

I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' up smokin'
It's lookin' pretty good to me
All the guys look so hip with a cigarette lip
And the chicks, they all seem to agree

Yes the guys look so hip with a cigarette lip
And the girls, they all seem to agree
Yes the guys look so hip with a cigarette lip
And the chicks, they all seem to agree

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