My Skin Keeps Growing

My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
But my brain it's a-shrinkin' like a little nut

Dear God, have you got your human genetic priorities straight?
Can I afford to forfeit forty thousand brain cells a day?
Well my skin multiplies into a baggy pelt
My face looks like Velveeta on a patty melt
God have you got your human genetic priorities straight?

'Cause my skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
But my brain it's a-shrinkin' like a little nut

Well once I saw them interview Methuselah on CNN
They said "Methuselah how do you use 900 years of skin?"
He said "I pull it into a ponytail when I hop into bed
And then I use it like a pillow for to rest my head"
Once I saw them interview Methuselah on CNN

I got creases on my wattles, dewlaps on my bags
Wrinkles on my crowfeet, on my jowls, on my sags
Seams on my droops, on my paunch, on my pouch
But my brain's shrinking like a prune in the cushions of a couch

Well once I saw an interview with some centennial dude
Who said he had to stop doing aerobics
In the nude
His extra epidermis flapped so loud you see
It would activate the Clapper and turn off the TV
Well once I saw an interview with some centennial dude

'Cause my skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
But my brain it's a-shrinkin' like a little nut

My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
My skin keeps growing (A whole lot)
But my brain it's a-shrinkin' like a little nut

(Album: difErnt)

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