Sittin' by the Pool
Way down South, the sun is shinin'
But up North the wind is whinin'
Callin' you up just to make you feel a fool
'Cause me, I'm sittin' by the poolWhile you salt the walk beneath your feet-ah
I will salt my margarita
I hear you scrape that windshield with your scrapin' tool
But me, I'm sittin' by the poolWell I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool
Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive
Scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula-hula girls
And when you hit that water, boy it makes you feel alive!(gurgling noises)
"Wanna swim?" I yell to my new neighbor
I've been lookin' for a big ice-breaker
He yells back "What, are you nuts?" but he knows I'm cool
The way I'm sittin' by the poolWell I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool
Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive
Scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula-hula girls
And when I hit that water, boy it makes you feel alive!Well I guess I'd better go now
It's hard to hear over the noise of my neighbor's snowplow
I call it a day when my legs start turning blue
Gee the snow is driftin' high
Hey, I can't feel my thigh!
After I been sittin by the pool(Achoo!)
Album: Pretending I'm Not Home
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