Reflux

(Ah, just to further prove that I can write a song about practically anything, this is a song about acid reflux. That's where, you know, you burp food, you know, up your throat, there. Kind of an esophagus Yahtzee kind of thing, you know what I mean.)

Huh-huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh

Huh-
Is that a piece of carrot
Is that some corn
Is that a calamari with a little cinnamon spice
Cinnamon spice

Huh-
Is that a hunk of meatloaf
Is that some cheese
Is that a rigatoni with a little hollandaise
Hollandaise

It's a yo-yo chalupa
It's a boomerang fondue

It's a hiccup McNugget
It's all deja food

Huh-
Is that a hunk of frenchfry
Some sauerkraut
Jalapeno popper with a touch of marmalade
huh-huh-huh marmalade

Huh-
Is that a portobello
A butterbean
A touch of chutney
With a Romanov stroganoff jam
Stroganoff jam

It's a yo-yo chalupa
It's a boomerang fondue

It's a hiccup McNugget
It's all deja food

Gastroesophageal reflux
It's just your stomach saying: WAZZAP!

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh

Album: Pretending I'm Not Home

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