YEAH TOAST!!


Probably Just The Television

Well I look at the clock, itís two a.m.
Musicís blariní, screen doors slam
Car tires squeal and shoes on the stair
Dogís barkiní like heís real scared

Probably just the television
Probably just the television
Probably just the television
No need to pay no attention

Roll over in bed, pull the covers up tight
Glass starts breakiní, sounds like a fight
Woman screaminí and a manís voice swore
Firecracker pop, something hit the floor --

Probably just the television...

I complain to the landlord every time he comes around
Those people in the downstairs apartment wonít turn their TV down!
I been bang-bang-banging on the floor, wonít you help me please,
Gotta turn that TV down so I can get some sleep

Footsteps on gravel, trunk lid slam
Glug, glug, of something splashiní from a can
Flickiní of a lighter, smoke alarmís beepiní
I guess Iíll get back to sleepiní

Probably just the television...

Well I just turned off the lights, and I swear
Are those boots coming up my stair?
Is that someone beating on my door?
"Heywood, youíre next!"
Is that a chainsaw roar?

Iím hopiní itís the television
Iím hopiní itís the television
Iím hopiní itís the television
Maybe I shoulda paid attention!

Whereís that channel changer?

Album: Treated and Released


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