Pretending I'm Not Home

Oh I know it's you that's calling
Ringing up my telephone
But I've chosen not to answer
I'm pretending I'm not home

Though I know it's you for certain
On my porch and all alone
I still quickly shut the curtain
Cause I'm pretending I'm not home

And though I hear you call my name
And knock-knock on the old front door
I made sure the door was locked
I'm lying on the floor
Behind the davenport

Between womb and tomb
People just won't leave you alone
So I'm staring at the ceiling
And pretending I'm not home

(whistling)

Looky there I guess my lights went out
So I can't read your little note
Go on back and tell those people, "Go away"
I'm pretending I'm not home

Though I hear you call my name
And knock-knock on the old front door
I made sure the door was locked
So I can hear you shout
"Hey let the hostage out"

Boy you sure seem so upset
Talking through the megaphone
While I'm creeping by the curtain
And pretending
I'm just crawling through the kitchen
And pretending
I'm just crouching in the cupboard
And pretending I'm not home

Album: Pretending I'm Not Home

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