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President's Birthday

When itís the Presidentís birthday, donít sit around and mope
Because weíre just observing, please stay behind the rope
All the former White House residents, including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day

Thereís George, John, Thomas, James, James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that the partyís almost startiní
Zachary, Millard, Franklin, James, and Abraham,
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin

For some unknown reason, Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William, and Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin, Harry, Dwight, and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy, Ronald, George, and William

Theyíre shaking hands and kissing babies, eatiní jelly beans
They dance and they sing and they send in the Marines
Eating cake and watching cable, passing gifts under the table
When the Presidentís birthday is observed

Thereís George, John, Thomas, James, James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that the partyís almost startiní
Zachary, Millard, Franklin, James, and Abraham,
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin

For some unknown reason, Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William, and Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin, Harry, Dwight, and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy, Ronald, George, and William

All the former White House residents, including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day!

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