President's Birthday

When it’s the President’s birthday, don’t sit around and mope
Because we’re just observing, please stay behind the rope
All the former White House residents, including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day

There’s George, John, Thomas, James, James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that the party’s almost startin’
Zachary, Millard, Franklin, James, and Abraham,
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin

For some unknown reason, Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William, and Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin, Harry, Dwight, and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy, Ronald, George, and William

They’re shaking hands and kissing babies, eatin’ jelly beans
They dance and they sing and they send in the Marines
Eating cake and watching cable, passing gifts under the table
When the President’s birthday is observed

There’s George, John, Thomas, James, James, John, Andrew and Martin
Tell William, John and James that the party’s almost startin’
Zachary, Millard, Franklin, James, and Abraham,
Andrew, Ulysses, Rutherford, James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin

For some unknown reason, Grover got elected twice
Though William, Theodore, William, and Woodrow are so nice
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin, Harry, Dwight, and John
Lyndon, Richard, Gerald, Jimmy, Ronald, George, and William

All the former White House residents, including the present President
Are having a birthday party on this day!

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky

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