Positive

(Your feet's too big. You're never gonna make it. Your ears stick out.
You can't do that. You're just too stupid. If you were better looking...)

Yes yes yes I'm positive
Absolutely positively
Totally totally positive
Uh-huh yes sure I do agree
Oh peachy, yep-a-doodle
For sure, right on, yup you bet
(Who picked those clothes? You don't know how to do that. It'll never work.)
You bet
Without a doubt indeedy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(You're way too thin. That's a stupid idea. You're just not cool.)

Well there is no sense being nasty
When you could be nice
Whatever you're gonna give out
You're bound to get back twice
That's why I look on the bright side
Oh I'm gonna fill my lucky cup (?)
(You'll never get it right. You're just too short. You're kidding yourself. You're just too old.)
Because you can be upbeat
Oh you can be beat up
(You're way too fat. You're just plain lazy. You don't stand a chance. You're way too tall.)

And that's why I'm positive
Absolutely positively
Totally totally positive
Uh-huh, yes sure I do agree
Yeah peachy, yep-a-doodle
For sure, right on, yep you bet
(You're way too young. You're just not tall. What a stupid song.)
You bet
With-out a doubt indeedy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Your feet's too big, you're never gonna make it)

(Marvelous, terrific, fantastic, things are lookin' up, uh-huh okay, certainly...
enthusiastic optimistic excellent oui oui si yeah...
it goes without saying, things could not be better)

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