If Pigs Had Wings

Chorus:
If pigs had wings
Away they’d fly
Up into heaven oh so high
If pigs had wings
Away they’d soar
Up in through heaven’s golden door

Oh look up yonder
On the telephone line
Just snortin’ and gruntin’
It’s a flock of swine
If pigs had wings
And birds had none
My windshield wipers
Could barely run

If flying pigs
All became the rage
We’d keep them all
In a little piggy cage
Just hang it in the kitchen
Right near the sink
So if they get thirsty
They can have a piggy drink

(Chorus)

When it’s hunting season
On flying hogs
It’s such a strain
On my retriever dog
Above the lake
I shot one down
That hog swam off --
My puppy drowned!

(Chorus 2x)

Album: If Pigs Had Wings

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