The One I Love
I got a gal with just one eye
No depth of field but sweet as pie
And I just don’t careo
If her vision is in stereo
To me she’ll always be the tops
My sweet little cyclopsShe’s the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I loveNow you might wonder what she’s thinkin’
‘Cause it looks like she is winkin’
In arguments I yell and cry
But she just can’t see the other side
It’s worse than it looks, says her mother
‘Cause she’s blind in one, blond in the otherShe’s the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She’s the one-eye, one I loveNow how it happened, she just won’t spill
Was it scissor sprint or William Tell?
Well the eye got put out and was never found
Gone to take a look around
My Columbo cutie, Popeye punkin’
Sammy Junior, Sandy DuncanShe's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye
She's the one-eye, one I loveAlbums: Picky, Picky, Picky & difErnt & Pretending I'm Not Home
Additional verses from a live version on Pretending I'm Not Home:I got a gal with just one leg
Whatever you do don't call her...
(Audience: Peg!)
That train to hell's gonna be full, isn't it? All aboard!
Well at least you didn't say Mrs. McCartney, that would have been horrible...
(Audience groans)
Oh come on now! That'd be horrible!Paul's wife hoppin' 'round the house at night
Take off that wooden leg and learn to skipWell there's one thing I sure do miss
The way she'd hop on over and give me a kissWe'd go out to see a band
She wears a high heeled shoe and a Christmas tree stand
Skip to my Lou my darlin'
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