YEAH TOAST!!


You Never Know

Lately I’ve been noticin’ people getting’ nicer every day
Kindness and consideration sweepin’ cross the nation in every way
We get cut off in traffic – we smile and we wave
We don’t make rude gestures, we know how to behave
And it’s fun
‘Cause you never know
Who’s g-g-g-g-got a gun...

Well you’re standing behind an old lady in the ten items or less express cash-only line
As she unloads an entire cart of groceries then pulls out her checkbook you just smile, say "Take your time!"
We don’t get angry, we don’t start to curse
‘Cause she could pull an Uzi out of her purse
You better run
‘Cause you never know
Who’s g-g-g-g-got a gun…

Used to be a time when people showed some style and grace
They’d have the good manners to not cock a shotgun
While you curse them to their face

(Oh, after you!)

(Oh, no, that cigar doesn’t bother me at all!)

(That’s all right, I don’t need the armrest...)

Used to be a time when people showed some style and grace
They’d have the good manners to not cock a shotgun
While you curse them to their face

Oh you used to say anything that popped into your pointy little head
About a person’s race or sex or church or even the way they combed the hair on their head!
You really gotta watch the way you’re flappin’ your lip
And while you’re at it leave your waitress a real nice tip
For fun
‘Cause you never know
Who’s g-g-g-g-got a gun...

Bang bang, shoot shoot, yeah!

Album: Treated and Released


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