The Music's Too Loud

The music's too loud! (The music's too loud)
It's giving me a headache! (And it's giving me a headache)
The MUSIC'S too LOUD! (The music's too loud)
There's a big line at the bathroom! (Big line at the bathroom)

What's that sticking in his nostril?
Which one is Ozzy?
What's that funny smell in here?
I hope there's not a fire...

'Cause the music's too loud (The music's too loud)
And it's giving me a headache (And it's giving me a headache)
The music's too LOUD! (The music's too loud)
Don't these people wash? (Don't these people wash)

I thought you're supposed to dress up nice.
What does he mean by "check, check"?
I'm glad I won these tickets!
As soon as he plays his hits, I'm outta here!

The music's too loud! (The music's too loud)
IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE! (It's giving me a headache!)
Are you going to the bathroom? (Are you going to the bathroom)
How about bringing me back a Coke? (How about bringing me back a Coke)

Someone jumped out of the balcony!
Is that your brother?
What's your wife doing on stage?
I didn't know Bob was here!

The music's too LOUD! (The music's too loud)
I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! (I can’t hear what you're saying)
THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!!! (The music's too loud)
AND IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! (And it's giving me a headache)

I think I'm going to go home and go to bed
This doesn’t sound a thing like the record!
Aw, man...
1-2-3-4!

(That was too loud.)

Album: Treated and Released

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