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Me 'n' Annie

I was talking to this teenage girl who had a friend named Annie. She said ‘Me and Annie want to go to the movie.’
I said ‘Annie and
me?’
She said ‘No! Me and Annie want to go to the movie.’
I said ‘You mean Annie and
I want to go to the movie.’
She said ‘Why do
you want to go to the movies with Annie?’
So I wrote this song for her.

Once there was an old man
Sittin’ at a bus stop
Studyin’ the schedule
Tryin’ hard to eavesdrop
On some schoolgirls
Deep in conversation
But their words they nearly sent him to his final destination

Me’n’Annie
Me’n’Annie
Me’n’Annie gonna ax her mother
Me’n’Annie
Me’n’Annie
Me’n’Annie gonna ax her mom

Well at first the conversation
Had been sweet and light, about
Parental permission
For to spend the night
Then the girl said if ax her mother’s what Annie’s gonna do
Maybe she should ax her mother too!

Me’n’Annie…

Well he’d heard how Lizzie Borden
Had once axed her mother
So he ran for a policeman
For to stop the murder, but
When he returned
The bus had taken them away
So n-nervously he peruses the newspaper every day

Me’n’Annie… (x2)

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky


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