On this Memorial Day
We sit out on our decks and party
Three days we've got off from work
With burgers on the barbie
But if you take a moment to reflect
Away from your party scene
The radio will remind you
What this day truly means...
It's time to SAVE!
I said SAVE!
On a waterbed!
It's time to choose a great mattress
At an even greater price!
I've got two words for you --
That's "Tire Sale"
We got rock-bottom prices and the time is running out!
You get one full year,
That's right one full year
NO interest, NO payments, there's no way you should miss this sale!
This could be the Memorial Day weekend you enjoy for years
And oh yeah, something about guys who died for our country!
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