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Mathematical Parents

I was not raised by my biological parents
Had a mathematical dad and mom
Things never seemed to add up
And that hurt me some
There were divisions in the family
'Cause you know problems multiply
And that's my theorem why I'm
A no-accountant kind of guy

Well my sister-in-law said to my brother Vector
"Honey, you're my hero"
She must've been his additive inverse postulate
'Cause together they equal zero
She said "I could never live in a parallel universe
'Cause I'd have trouble parkin' my ride"
And that's my theorem why
I'm a no-accountant kind of guy

Well I always had an angle
Positive yet obtuse
Was cute from a cute angle
If you ignore my hypoteneuse
Oh sure I might go off on tangents
You know from time to time
'Cause I didn't always have a point
But I always had a line

Now in the theory of relativity
One thing is real clear
Big things are gonna happen
If you get your mass in gear
'Cause sometimes you're a quotient
Sometimes your denominator's the common kind
And that's my theorem why I'm a no-accountant kind of guy

Well I always had an angle
Positive yet obtuse
Was cute from a cute angle
If you ignore my hypoteneuse
Oh sure I might go off on tangents
You know from time to time
'Cause I didn't always have a point
But I always had a line

Yes I didn't always have a point
But I always had a line
Yes I didn't always have a point
But I always had a line

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