YEAH TOAST!!


I Want To Get You A Loan

Got a little time on your hands
There should be things youíre tryiní
Youíve got some plans
There should be things youíre buyiní
And though ya got no money
Donít cry now letís be sunny

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

Hurry to the Savings & Loan
No time for wasted motion
They donít answer the phone
Letís hurry while the doorís still open
Right after your loan goes through
Theyíll go belly up before your first paymentís due

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

Theyíd gladly give you money if youíre aÖ
Third-world dictator, junk bond salesman,
Real estate speculatiní hack
They just donít like to loan the dough
If you plan to pay them back

And though ya got no money
Donít cry now, letís be sunny

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

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