I Want To Get You A Loan

Got a little time on your hands
There should be things you’re tryin’
You’ve got some plans
There should be things you’re buyin’
And though ya got no money
Don’t cry now let’s be sunny

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

Hurry to the Savings & Loan
No time for wasted motion
They don’t answer the phone
Let’s hurry while the door’s still open
Right after your loan goes through
They’ll go belly up before your first payment’s due

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

They’d gladly give you money if you’re a…
Third-world dictator, junk bond salesman,
Real estate speculatin’ hack
They just don’t like to loan the dough
If you plan to pay them back

And though ya got no money
Don’t cry now, let’s be sunny

I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
I want to get you a loan
With a real low interest rate

Album: Treated and Released

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