YEAH TOAST!!


The Indy Song
(Indeed)

Should I start? Oh, okay

If you are travelin’ from Terre Haute to Muncie
Ask any farm boy just what you’d want to see
He’ll point down the road to the shimmering lights
Of Indi-a-na-po-lis

What’s the second verse… ah…

Ask any soldier at Fort Benny Harrison
From New York to Saigon, there’s no comparison
He’s gonna tell ya if ya want it done right
Try Indi-a-na-po-lis

Meridian Streeeet, you are a-callin’ me
(Hey! Hey You! Hey! Hey!)

Um… eh.

The meaning of life, that’s a good question
What’s that aroma, Tom has indigestion
Well can I tell ya if ya want it done right
It’s Indi-a-na-po-lis

Meridian Streeeet, you are a-callin me
(Hey! Hey you! Hey! Hey!)

Um… Indy 500… what is it… Hey shut up!
Indy 500, uh, I like to s- oh, I, here, oh I’m sorry
Indy 500, I love to see the cars
Skidding into the pedestrians
Just kidding (Just skidding… OK anyway)

Meridian Streeeet, you are a-callin’ me
(Hey! Hey You!) Oh OK
Oh Romeo and Juliet, Samson and Delilah
They’ve never been here but that’s beside the point
They’re gonna tell ya if ya want it done right
Try Indi-a-na-po, Indi-a-na-po, Indi-a-na-po-lis!

Album: If Pigs Had Wings


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