I Love Summer

Sneezing from the pollen
The chain caught my shoestring
Hit the center bar on my bicycle
And almost lost my bearings

I love summer
Good old summertime
I got sunburned on the soles of my feet
Lotta sand where the sun don't shine

Sunburned at the beach
In pain the whole darn night
So much skin peeled off my back
You could make a set of Samsonite

I love summer
Good old summertime
I got sunburned on the soles of my feet
Lotta sand where the sun don't shine

Puttin' on a cold wet bathing suit
Mosquitoes and bees and
Ticks and E. coli on the beach and
Tetanus shots
In the derriere
Something's crawling in the foot of my sleeping bag
And flaming marshmallows in my hair...!

Drop and roll!

Caught a baseball with my face
Potato salad in the sun
Salmonella steps up to the plate
Listeria gets the run

Oh I love summer
Good old summertime
I got sunburned on the soles of my feet
Lotta sand where the sun don't shine

I got sunburned at the back of my throat
Lotta sand where the sun don't shine

Album: Pretending I'm Not Home

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