Halloween
Got a bag of candy, collected at Halloween
Biggest bag of candy I had ever seen
Had to have it X-rayed before I had a treat
To be sure a psycho hadn’t put a razor in my sweetsBoo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were deadTrick or treatin’ at the mall, scared the preppies at the GAP
Especially if your costume isn’t politically correct
The mall can’t give out candy ‘cause of a lawsuit that they had
But here’s a coupon for a futon in the bottom of your bagBoo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were deadMommy and Daddy follow in the minivan
Mace and a cell phone in their nervous hands
It’s hard to spook the neighbors into giving up some loot
When you’re a ninja in a down coat at four in the afternoonBoo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were deadAlbum: Picky, Picky, Picky
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