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Halloween

Got a bag of candy, collected at Halloween
Biggest bag of candy I had ever seen
Had to have it X-rayed before I had a treat
To be sure a psycho hadnít put a razor in my sweets

Boo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were dead

Trick or treatiní at the mall, scared the preppies at the GAP
Especially if your costume isnít politically correct
The mall canít give out candy Ďcause of a lawsuit that they had
But hereís a coupon for a futon in the bottom of your bag

Boo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were dead

Mommy and Daddy follow in the minivan
Mace and a cell phone in their nervous hands
Itís hard to spook the neighbors into giving up some loot
When youíre a ninja in a down coat at four in the afternoon

Boo! hear the ghosts and the goblins cry
They get to wishing for the days gone by
When the little kids were frightened, it is said
Only by the ghouls who were dead

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky


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