Fishin' Worms

Fishin' worms, fishin' worms,
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Find 'em in the garden, turn over a rock
Slip 'em in your sandwich, put 'em in your sock
It's fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Well my big sister, she don’t care for my fishin' worms
Big ones, little ones, they scare her to death
She'd make a chocolate shake, I’d chuck a couple in the blender
Now she's lookin' at me with baited breath

From eating fishin' worms, fishin' worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Do your English homework, underline the words
Circle direct objects and transitive verbs
With fishin' worms
Wrap 'em round a corkscrew, twist 'em round some twine
Take 'em to a health spa so they can unwind
It's fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Fishin' worms, fishin' worms,
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Find 'em on the sidewalk, crispy as a chip
When your aunt comes over, chop 'em in the dip
For some fishin' worms, fishin' worms
Find 'em in the back yard, underneath some leaves
Make 'em little dresses, just leave off the sleeves
It's fishin’ worms, fishin' worms

Well I like everything you can think about fishin' worms
Ooshy gooshy gooshy ones, ones that wiggle and squish
There's only one thing I don't like doing with fishin' worms
That is, of course, I hate to catch fish --
(I hate fish)

Just fishin' worms, 'worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms, fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Album: Treated and Released

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