18 Wheels On A Big Rig

Oh, there’s --
One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten-eleven-twelve-thirteen-fourteen-seveneighteen
Wheels on a big rig
Everybody! Here we go!
Oh, there’s --
One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten-eleven-twelve-thirteen-fourteen-seveneighteen
Wheels on a big rig
And they’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

OK, let’s back ‘em up! Here we go!
Oh, there’s --
Eighteen-seventeen-sixteen-fifteen-fourteen-thirteen-twelve-eleven-ten-nine-eight-seven-four-six-five-four-three-two-one
Wheels on a big rig

OK, just the even numbers!
Oh, there’s
Two-four-six-eight-ten-twelve-fourteen-sixteen-eighteen
Wheels on a big rig
And they’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

OK, just the odd numbers! Here we go! Oh, there’s
One-three-five-seven... nine..... eleven........ thirteen......... fifteen-seventeen
Wheels on a big rig
(Oh, you’re so smart in math, yeah! OK well how ‘bout Roman numerals?)

Oh, there’s --
I, I-I, I-I-I, I-V, V, V-I, V-I-I, V-I-I-I, I-X, X, X-I, X-I-I, X-I-I-I, X-I-V, X-V, X-V-I, X-V-I-I, X-V-I-I-I
Wheels on a big rig
And they’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin’

OK, get our your wrist calculators, let’s divide the wheels by Pi! Here we go!
Oh, there’s --
Three point one four one eight five five five one two one two nine oh three four six, eight hundred billion…
And they’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin rollin’!

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