Dust Mites

When the shades of night are falling and you climb into your bed
There is no need for loneliness and crying --
For there’s always someone with you, even in the darkest night,
And though you cannot see them, I’m not lying...

Teeny little dust mites, ultra tiny dust mites,
‘Bout 2 million in the average bed,
Bunches of them dust mites,
Munchin’ little dust mites
Snuggled warm and cozy ‘neath your head.

There are little eight-legged daddy mites and mama mites and baby mites,
Doing what a mite might like to do.
And you can wash the sheet or spray the mat or beat the bed with a baseball bat,
They will stay no matter what you do.

It’s those teeny little dust mites, ultra tiny dust mites,
‘Bout 2 million in the average bed.
Bunches of them dust mites,
Munchin’ little dust mites
Snuggled warm and cozy ‘neath your head.

Well now each and every human being is shedding flakes of skin.
About ten thousand drift each minute by.
And those dust mites smack their bony lips and eat that skin like taco chips
It’s a rain of manna from the sky.

It’s those teeny little dust mites, ultra tiny dust mites,
‘Bout 2 million in the average bed.
Bunches of them dust mites,
Munchin’ little dust mites
Snuggled warm and cozy ‘neath your head.

Album: Treated and Released

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