Don't Wipe It On Me, Marie

Don’t wipe it on me, Marie
I don’t know where you got it
Don’t wipe it on me, Marie
I don’t know what it is

I don’t want it on my ankle, I don’t want it on my leg
I don’t want it on my new blue jeans
I don’t want it on my tie, I don’t want it in my eye
Honey don’t you know what I mean

Don’t wiiiiii-IPE it on me, Marie!
I don’t know where you got it
Don’t wipe it on me, Marie
I don’t know what it is

(Waiter! Waiter! Hey can I get a napkin here?
Waiter! Hey ya got any Wet-Naps or something?
Hey, waiter! Waiter! C’mon!)

Aaaahhh don’t want it on my ankle, I don’t want it on my leg
I don’t want it on my new blue jeans
I don’t want it on my tie, I don’t want it in my eye
Honey! Honey! Honey don’t ya know what I mean!

Don’t wiiiiiii-IPE it on me, Marie!
Don’t wipe it on me!
I don’t want it Marie! I don’t --
Hey! Hey! Aaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
Hey don’t, hey cut that out hey hey aaaaaaah!

Put it back at the salad bar!

Album: If Pigs Had Wings

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