YEAH TOAST!!


You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat

Hey kids, gather ‘round! Heywood’s got a little song for ya here!

Oh I got a message from Old Saint Nick way up in Christmas Land
And he says the toys for good girls and boys are being made as planned
There’s a truck for little Billy, and a dolly for Molly dear
But you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat ‘cause you really messed up this year!
(No you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat ‘cause you really messed up this year!)

Oh the winter fields are white with snow, and the lights are shining bright
And the wee little heads tucked up in beds dream of sugarplums this night
You may dream of big red apples, and candy canes so near
But you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat ‘cause you really messed up this year!
(No you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat ‘cause you really messed up this year!)

Fa la la la you’re in trouble fa la la la la la la la la

When your mother asked you to wash the dishes you told her:
“no no no”
And you would not pick up your socks
So it’s que sera, horseface, ho ho ho!

Oh you know that Santa’s watching you and he keeps a great big list
But when I tell him the things you do, he really will be… mad
When you sit upon his knee he’ll knock you on your ear
‘Cause you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat cause you really messed up this year!

No you ain’t gettin’ diddly-squat
‘Cause you…
Really messed up,
Oh you really messed up,
Oh you really messed up this yeeeear!

Album: If Pigs Had Wings


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