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Creepy

Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in their creepy little house
Parents callin' but they just ignore them
Parents callin' from another room

Won't you please program the VCR for me?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?

Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in their creepy minivan
First to soccer, then it is piano
Still the voices won't leave them alone

Won't you please access the voicemail on my cell?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?

Okay fine, we'll meet all your demands
Okay fine, we'll take you to Disney World
Okay fine, we'll schedule some quality time

Okay fine, we'll go to Toys 'R' Us
Okay fine, we'll go to Chuck E. Cheese
Just take the parental control off the TV

Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Lights are flashin' from a TV screen
Pager buzzin', stop and check the number
Call it back, the pleading voices again

Won't you please access the internet for me?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?

Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in the creepy little house

Album: Pretending I'm Not Home


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