Creepy
Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in their creepy little house
Parents callin' but they just ignore them
Parents callin' from another roomWon't you please program the VCR for me?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in their creepy minivan
First to soccer, then it is piano
Still the voices won't leave them aloneWon't you please access the voicemail on my cell?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?Okay fine, we'll meet all your demands
Okay fine, we'll take you to Disney World
Okay fine, we'll schedule some quality timeOkay fine, we'll go to Toys 'R' Us
Okay fine, we'll go to Chuck E. Cheese
Just take the parental control off the TVCreepy brother, creepy little sister
Lights are flashin' from a TV screen
Pager buzzin', stop and check the number
Call it back, the pleading voices againWon't you please access the internet for me?
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?Creepy brother, creepy little sister
Sittin' in the creepy little houseAlbum: Pretending I'm Not Home
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