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I wanna have fun like they do in the catalogue
Giggle up in the warm summer breeze
Butter-cotton jersey
Periwinkle silk

I wanna have fun like they do in the catalogue
Chase the dog on the beach
Showin' my teeth
Hand-crafted
Simple pleasure

Well I'd like to place an order please
I'd like to be eternally
Young and pretty and never broke
It can't be on back order
I need overnight delivery
Happy and laughing at an inside joke

I wanna have fun like they do in the catalogue
Got no boss, got no bills, sleepin' late
Hand-combed pair available
Khaki, oatmeal and stone

I wanna have fun like they do in the catalogue
Holdin' hands on the dock at the compound
Small only
Not available in stores

Well I'd like to place an order please
I'd like to be eternally
Young and pretty and never broke
It can't be on back order
I need overnight delivery
Happy and laughing at an inside joke

(What do you mean my card's declined?)

I wanna have fun like they do in the catalogue
Have fun like they do in the catalogue
Have fun like they do in the catalogue
Have fun like they do in the catalogue

Album: difErnt

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