Cartoon Animals

On the day the cartoon animals
Reverted to their natural state
All the kids agree, was a sight to see,
When they peeled off the paper and they all ran free
On the day the cartoon animals
Reverted to their original work
They threw off their anthropomorphic ways
And totally went berserk

And there was…
Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Boo-Boo and Yogi dinin’ in the Dumpster

Well look at ol’ Mickey that dirty ol’ rat
Got a mouth full of cheese and his head in a trap
Donald’s in a Chinese restaurant booth with a ginger glaze and no sailor suit

And there’s Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear, chokin’ on a camper,
Bugs Bunny in the laboratory testin’ mascara

Well Rocky’s just a roadkill squirrel surprise
Only flyin’ bein’ done bein’ done by flies
Bullwinkle’s in the woods far away from here
With a radio collar and a tag in his ear

And Smoky the Bear’s chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear’s chokin’ on a camper,
Smoky the Bear’s chokin’ on a camper,
Porky smells nicer on a spiral slicer
Goofy’s sniffin’ out drugs at the border
Bambi’s on the turnpike ridin’ on a fender

Album: Picky, Picky, Picky

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