Arterial Suicide

Pass me the salt
I've got no will for livin'
Pass me the cheese
With gravy on the side
I'm gonna partake
In a lake of bacon
So the coroner can state it was clearly a case of arterial suicide

Give me that heavy cream
Smotherin' some sausage
Give me that lard
Deep-fried in bacon drips
I'm gonna invest it all
In a tad of bad cholesterol
So the coroner can state it was clearly a case of arterial suicide

Arterial stalagmites
Ventricular cement
I like to keep my capillaries crusty
And with a pork rind family pack
I can be my very own Dr. Jack
And bypass the chance of a nasty
Angioplasty
(repeat)

So take it away
This sickly side of salad
Take it away
This bowl of broccoli
Give me my groceries
Gaspin' in a gross of grease
So the coroner can state it was clearly a case of arterial suicide

So the coroner can state it was clearly a case of arterial suicide

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