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Heywood Banks' Songs, Listed Alphabetically

#
18 Wheels On A Big Rig
911

A
Arterial Suicide

B
Ballad of Ivan Cliburn, The
Big Butter Jesus
Billy and the Mystery Box
Boat Anchor

C
Cartoon Animals
Cash, Cash, Cash
Catalogue
Cat Got Dead, The
Christmas Box
Cow Song, the
Creepy

D
Dead Guys
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus
Deodorant
Dinosaur Song, The
Don't Wipe It On Me, Marie
Dust Mites

E

F
Fair, Fair, Nashville
Fishin' Worms
Fly's Eyes
Frosty the Bluesman

G
Good Morning Bluebird

H
Halloween
Halloween Story, the
Hickey, Hockey, Holey
Horrible Chemical Song, The
Horse Meat

I
If I Had A Bulldozer
If Pigs Had Wings
I Love Summer
Inches & Miles
Indy Song, The (Indeed)
Interstate 80 Iowa
I Thaw Her Standing There (The Harrooning Song
I Think You Know What I'm Thinking (If You Know What I Mean)
I've Made Up My Mind
I Want To Get You A Loan
I Went To The Doctor

J

K
Kiki le Cat
King Forgets, The

L

M
Mathematical Parents
Memorial Day
Memories of You
Me 'n' Annie
Music's Too Loud, The
My Dog Is Fluffy
My Precious Queen
My Skin Keeps Growing

N
Not I

O
Oh, Spaghetti
One I Love, The
Other People's Bad Habits

P
Pancreas
Perry Had A Pimple
Phillip Pharr
Piglet and the Porcupine, The
Positive
President's Birthday
Pretending I'm Not Home
Probably Just the Television

Q

R
Red Ants
Reflux

S
Sittin' by the Pool
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, Too
Smoking
Song for Warren, A
Soup

T
Thanksgiving
Tires
Toast
Toenails
Tribute to Frank, A
Turbo Nose Hair Clippers

U

V

W
Weasel, The
Wiper Blades
Write Bob Dylan a Check

X

Y
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat
You Can Be Mean To Me
You Never Know

Z







Songs, Listed by Album

If Pigs Had Wings
If Pigs Had Wings (twice)
18 Wheels On A Big Rig (twice)
Toast (twice)
The Ballad of Ivan Cliburn
The Horrible Chemical Song
Fly's Eyes
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, Too
I Thaw Her Standing There (The Harrooning Song
A Song for Warren
The Piglet and the Porcupine
Don't Wipe It On Me, Marie
I Think You Know What I'm Thinking (If You Know What I Mean)
Frosty the Bluesman
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat
The Indy Song (Indeed)

Treated and Released
You Never Know
Pancreas
Fishin' Worms
Red Ants
If I Had A Bulldozer
I Want To Get You A Loan
Dust Mites
The Music's Too Loud
I've Made Up My Mind
Soup
The Dinosaur Song
The Cat Got Dead
The Weasel
Hickey, Hockey, Holey
Probably Just the Television
911
Billy and the Mystery Box
Fair, Fair, Nashville

Picky, Picky, Picky
Cartoon Animals
Dead Guys
My Dog Is Fluffy
Me 'n' Annie
I Went To The Doctor
Toast
The King Forgets
Inches & Miles
A Tribute to Frank
Kiki le Cat
The One I Love
Phillip Pharr
Oh, Spaghetti
Perry Had A Pimple
President's Birthday
Halloween
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus

difErnt
My Skin Keeps Growing
Catalogue
The One I Love
Other People's Bad Habits
Smoking
Memories of You
Interstate 80 Iowa
Thanksgiving
Positive
Arterial Suicide
Wiper Blades
Memorial Day
Toenails
Mathematical Parents
Deodorant
Christmas Box

Pretending I'm Not Home
Not I
Horse Meat
Boat Anchor
Creepy
Sittin' by the Pool
Pretending I'm Not Home (& bonus reprise at end of cd)
Write Bob Dylan a Check
Tires
Reflux
The Cow Song
Good Morning Bluebird
Turbo Nose Hair Clippers
I Love Summer
My Precious Queen
Wiper Blades
One Eye Love
Toast
18 Wheels
The Halloween Story
Cash, Cash, Cash

Big Butter
Big Butter Jesus


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